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retroarcademonkey
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Birthday!

Posted by retroarcademonkey - November 30th, 2013


Hello. I am here to inform the people of Newgrounds.com that it is my Birthday tomorrow, on the 1st of December.

About 15 years ago, I was given birth by my hideous mother from Australia, who had just moved to England with my father.

In 1998, a disgusting, screaming child who had the sound of a Raven, came out of a vagina that day, on the 1st of December.

I feel like opening myself up a little more than I would've liked to a couple of years ago, back when I first entered this site and made my account. That was back when I had preferred to be anonymous, I still kind of do, in a way. But damnit! It's nearly my Birthday and I'm nearly 15, so yeah!

And on top of that, I have been trying to get into College by studying Maths, History, and Geography so I can get a fucking job and do something with my life! The world's my oyster after all!

Birthday!


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Tank you, sir.

HAVE YOU NO FEAR CHILD!!! AM A HELICOPTER!

You AM a helicopter?