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Birthday!

2013-11-30 08:06:47 by retroarcademonkey

Hello. I am here to inform the people of Newgrounds.com that it is my Birthday tomorrow, on the 1st of December.

About 15 years ago, I was given birth by my hideous mother from Australia, who had just moved to England with my father.

In 1998, a disgusting, screaming child who had the sound of a Raven, came out of a vagina that day, on the 1st of December.

I feel like opening myself up a little more than I would've liked to a couple of years ago, back when I first entered this site and made my account. That was back when I had preferred to be anonymous, I still kind of do, in a way. But damnit! It's nearly my Birthday and I'm nearly 15, so yeah!

And on top of that, I have been trying to get into College by studying Maths, History, and Geography so I can get a fucking job and do something with my life! The world's my oyster after all!

Birthday!


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OzynOOzynO

2013-12-10 00:04:20

HAVE YOU NO FEAR CHILD!!! AM A HELICOPTER!

retroarcademonkey responds:

You AM a helicopter?


wilddog73wilddog73

2013-12-04 19:11:04

*Wipes a tear* That's the most beautiful tale of one's birth, I've ever heard.

Thank you for being born. Now get the fuck on that trolley and get yourself a cooler existence.

retroarcademonkey responds:

Ok. Well...I'd better get my goddamned ass on that trolley, then!


123mine123123mine123

2013-11-30 09:45:51

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

retroarcademonkey responds:

Tank you, sir.