All 17 game Reviews


A Kitty Dream A Kitty Dream

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Ahh. What a wonderful game. I love this game so much! This is honestly one of the best games I've played on NewGrounds in ages! The platforming is fun and challenging, the graphics are really nicely made pixel-art, the game's got a crap-ton of heart and this game has taught me something quite interesting about kittens...apparently they have dreams of themselves in a platforming video-game.

So that's what Kirby's been dreaming recently! Funny cat.

Have a good one, mate! ~Retro



Forbidden Arms Forbidden Arms

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Forbidden Arms is a really fun 2-Dimensional hack n' slash.

It's a very simple game with a simple premise. I love it, and its combat is really fun, but quite repetitive as you progress with the game, though. It's just really fun.


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Ragdoll Ninja Ragdoll Ninja

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Just a boring Fruit Ninja clone with bad mechanics, practically non-existent backgrounds, boring, lazy idea, boring music, shitty objective, and a terrible lack of any creativity with the idea.

This actually could've been a good game, or at the very least a decent game. But instead it was this boring Fruit Ninja clone with no upgrades, no sword changes and just a poor game altogether.

I came in thinking it was gonna be this really fun game where you could slice-up some ragdolls! But I was wrong, dead wrong.

Thanks for wasting my time, sir!



Biocock Intimate (Demo) Biocock Intimate (Demo)

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This was extremely well-done for a hentai game, I gotta say.

The voice clips were really well-arranged, the animation was splendid and the overall presentation of this hentai game surprised me on more levels than I imagined.

You/you guys clearly worked really hard on this flash and I commend you/you guys for your hard work into making this. Even though this flash is wrong on almost every level because Elizabeth is technically Booker's daughter I actually kind of gagged at the thought, especially since this can also be classed as pedophilia since Booker is about 20 years older than Elizabeth, so...bleh.

Great work, gentleman! You have made a fine effort and I salute you with my dick!



Asslevania: SOTB Asslevania: SOTB

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

OK! I finally got around to making the review! I beat the game, and found some interesting easter eggs, beat the boss, laughed, cried, and really got down to the amazingly done music in the game! The music was pure bliss, it really was a great experience and I enjoyed playing it, and thank you for making this brilliant game. Hell, this is even better than the cartoon this was based on.

Oh, and the REFERENCES! There are TONS of them! There's a reference to Spike - A Love Story, a reference to, well, YOU in the background of the final boss - Dracula, there's a reference to Newgrounds stuff, EVERYWHERE!

This game has alot of Newgrounds spirit, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. This is easily the greatest game you have ever made, and I hope you can top this one up with it's sequel already in the works.

Another thing, the gameplay: The core component to any game, story is one thing, but gameplay is the main thing when it comes to video-games and this one has some, alot of it: It's challenging, humorous, and it's well, Castlevania style gameplay so, if you're familiar to the gameplay from Castlevania then you will be immediately get the control scheme to it. Ya got your cross thingy, and your whip thingy that has a saw on the end of it, the perfect tools for fighting a vampire.

Can't get over how good this is compared to your last game! It's so good! This may have been a short experience, (like my dick!) but it was a good one...Also, shut up on Twitter, man! Shut uuuuuu-


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RGB+jump RGB+jump

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

An addicting first-person platformer. This has a lot of potential for more stuff to do, hell, this could even be an I-Phone game, if you put some rewards when getting points, that would be a huge improvement! Only downfall, however, it's a first-person platformer! I've hated first-person platformers ever since the first Half-Life. It makes the whole game awkward and clunky. Next time, make it a 2.5D game, then I will be impressed.



Lost Fluid Lost Fluid

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

i really lost my fluids at the monster section of the game! the animation was ok but needs to be worked on more with the possible sequel where you play as a soldier exploring the new planet made by the lost fluid. so yeah, i kinda enjoyed it, despite the shortness of this game. I can definatly see a sequel in this.



Effing Worms - Xmas Effing Worms - Xmas

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good game, I got a score of 2236338245



Why Am I Dead Why Am I Dead

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I absolutely love this game, the combination of pixel and mystery is a definite plus. Though i really wish you could do more as the ghost, like scare the living piss out of someone by manipluating technology. I also wish you had choices throughout the game like, choosing if you want to kill this guy or not. But i had alot of fun playing this game, and that is all that matters in this review.

So overall this game gets a 4/5



Charlie Buchanan: Job Charlie Buchanan: Job

Rated 5 / 5 stars

why is there no sequel? my idea is charlie cuchanan is being interrorgated and you know the rest :D