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Grean Grean

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice tree animation, honey. Glad to see you getting out in the world.


garetare responds:

And I'm glad you could help me get my message to the world


A Stu-Boy & Piv-Boy Christmas A Stu-Boy & Piv-Boy Christmas

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy crap it's finally out. Been waiting for what feels like an eternity since first knowing Stu. Now it's here and WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT THE SPECTACLE?!

It's fuckin' great, dude. It brings us all the way back to the simpler, and much better days of Season 1 of the series, where a supreme lack of bullshit resided in its lack of a plot. Stu-Boy and Piv-Boy's lack of overall plot in its original conception kept it extremely enjoyable, while remaining a simple retarded show about two dumbass friends. That's all it needed to be, honestly. While I liked Season 2, it lost so much on what made season 1 so beautiful. That, and Case-Boy's voice was changed, which made it really REALLY weird.

So, when I heard about a return to form to the series for one last time, I was excited, to say the least. I've only really known you beautiful lads for a little while, and watching this series made me genuinely happy seeing all you guys bein' a bunch of faggots in cartoon form. This episode of Stu-Boy and Piv-Boy understands whole-heartedly what made this show so fun in the first place. Years later, you guys managed to retain the weirdness and pacing of the original series perfectly.

I love every single one of you guys for making this episode happen and finally truly finishing what you started all those years ago, just for the holiday season. Casey was great as himself, Stu-boy makes me erect, your voice acting for Piv-boy still shines, and the animation is so damn familiar, while keeping in line with what you've improved upon yourself years later. I love all you gays, and have a happy new goddamn year, my friendos.


ThePivotsXXD responds:

u gay lol


[SFM] SleepyCast Animated: "Future Lingo" - S2:E10 [SFM] SleepyCast Animated: "Future Lingo" - S2:E10

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The camera work and the use of Willfromafar is beautiful

Great work, man! Proud of ya!


BrandyBuizel responds:

Thanks man

Recent Game Reviews


A Kitty Dream A Kitty Dream

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Ahh. What a wonderful game. I love this game so much! This is honestly one of the best games I've played on NewGrounds in ages! The platforming is fun and challenging, the graphics are really nicely made pixel-art, the game's got a crap-ton of heart and this game has taught me something quite interesting about kittens...apparently they have dreams of themselves in a platforming video-game.

So that's what Kirby's been dreaming recently! Funny cat.

Have a good one, mate! ~Retro



Forbidden Arms Forbidden Arms

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Forbidden Arms is a really fun 2-Dimensional hack n' slash.

It's a very simple game with a simple premise. I love it, and its combat is really fun, but quite repetitive as you progress with the game, though. It's just really fun.


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kreig13 responds:

thank you!


Ragdoll Ninja Ragdoll Ninja

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Just a boring Fruit Ninja clone with bad mechanics, practically non-existent backgrounds, boring, lazy idea, boring music, shitty objective, and a terrible lack of any creativity with the idea.

This actually could've been a good game, or at the very least a decent game. But instead it was this boring Fruit Ninja clone with no upgrades, no sword changes and just a poor game altogether.

I came in thinking it was gonna be this really fun game where you could slice-up some ragdolls! But I was wrong, dead wrong.

Thanks for wasting my time, sir!


Recent Audio Reviews


My Last Escape My Last Escape

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This.... I like dis



Yesterday Cover Yesterday Cover

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Heh, not bad, man! This feels a little lacking and raw without the vocal harmony and layers. Your singing voice needs more practice, too. Your voice very nearly went weak at a few points of this, where you had to go higher, but you got through the higher points of the song vocally very well!

Hell, I had no idea you actually sang, so this was cool to listen to! Not bad, dude!


Saminat responds:

Yup, I sing! :) I really appreciate that critique too!


A Sonic FanFic Reading A Sonic FanFic Reading

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is amazing. Too amazing. Every single line here was gold. Solid gold, just like my dick.


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Recent Art Reviews


help help

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol what is happening


yugland responds:

Not quite sure, but it's somethin


Detention Detention

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You saying that this is your best illustration ever is actually not too much of a stretch.

This is absolutely incredible. The colours here feel so beautifully vibrant, yet so desolate with the contrasting of colour schemes with the character of Ray in front, painted in a more black & White colour selection, juxtaposed with this strong vibrant choice of colour for foreground and background. It's all a really beautiful visual painting and the fact you made this all in one day is shocking.

It's blowing me away honestly. When I think you've made something truly astounding, you blow me right back with something so much better than the last. You're experimenting with your talent more and more, and it makes me so damn happy to see your style breaking out so far! It's absolutely gorgeous and I'm happy to know you, dude!

One of my absolute favorites from you, mate. Proud of ya, boyo


ZeTrystan responds:

I'm so darn happy you like it, mate! \o/

Hahaha, well, the colour scheme and the concept is all from the game, so I won't take credit for it. But I'm happy you like my little experimentations! I hope I'll get better at stuff. Who knows, maybe one day I'll be able to draw that kind of thing in TWO MINUTES. 8D *dreams*


RETINAL TRIGGER RETINAL TRIGGER

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So happy this exists! Probably the best Retinal Trigger fanart I've seen so far! AND THERE AIN'T THAT MUCH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


robotsan responds:

Thank you ! : D