retroarcademonkey's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Only One]

I have seen torture, I have seen Hiroshima survivors hideously mutated, children without eyes, I have seen rape, murder, pain, and most of all, I have seen death. None of those things make me cringe.

But out of all the horrible things I just listed, THIS does. Every time I look at this, I just want to curl up into a ball and hope to christ that it never happens to me again...The one thing that makes me feel sick is the sight of a mans balls getting brutally kicked, punched, or ripped off.

One time, a couple of years ago, Me, and a few friends decided to watch a horror movie from I think the 90's or 80's, not sure. But anyways, there was a scene where the monster hides in a bush, and one of these characters really has to take a piss so, he just happens to piss on the bush the monster is hiding in; so, the monster comes out and rips his cock off! When I saw that, I went running for the bathroom to vomit quite violently...I can never really get used to a man getting kicked in the balls...

G3no responds:

if that scene was in a snowy place , then i've seen that movie

[Eren Salute]

I must say, you've really improved in the artistic department since the last review I posted of your work, and the last time I saw your work was a while ago so, think of this review as a sort of check-up on how you're progressing artistically, and from what I can see, you did a fine job with this animation loop! I just couldn't stop looking at his crotch, it's so noticeable...So bulging...So, lewd.

Anyways! I'll be back to review your artworks when I find one that I actually like, so,

[A Cold Night]

Super Kawaii South Park Team Go!™

[Casper]

Even though I hate fan-service and overly big-boobed anime girls, I have to give the artist credit for how well-drawn this was...Even though I usually hate artwork like this, I mean, LOOK at this. She doesn't even LOOK like Casper for the love of god. She doesn't look friendly, he isn't a she, she isn't floating, he has clothes and skin, and he doesn't have hair: Casper the friendly-goddamn ghost doesn't look anything like this bastardization of one of my favorite characters from my childhood.

Even this was a request art-piece, I still weep for you, and the bastard that requested for this abomination to be made. Have a sweet, painful trip to hell, and don't forget to tell Satan I said Hi!

Kaxlene responds:

Casper is an OC (Original character) of a friend of mine. Not the movie casper, im actually surprised that OC wasn't your first guess

[Sex Sells!]

Gotta play more of that game...

deathink responds:

Heck yeah!

[Homeless Doodle]

I can't get over how great you are with anatomy, doodles, and lighting. You are truly one of the best artists on this website and I don't even think this is your best work.

[Tetra Doodle]

For a "colored doodle" It's a damn good one. The lighting is perfect, and the everything is perfect also.

I love how you're such a good artist that this counts as a doodle to you, awesome!

[River nymph]

This is very well-done and nicely detailed! It's also very simple at the same time, with a serene atmosphere that brings the viewer into the scenery. I love this.

Cenaf responds:

Thanks

[Best of both worlds]

Looking at this art piece makes me feel funny....Like climbing the rope at gym class....

I also cried while looking at this...I cried for hours.

[Insomnia]

Amazing work with drawing Bela Lugosi from the movie Dracula. This is really good!