retroarcademonkey's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hedgehogs and snow]

This person is pleased. This person is pleased to have hedgehogs, in the snow, happy to be with him.
One question, and one question only: What do hedgehogs have to do with the celebration of Jesus Christ's birth? I don't know, but your friend probably has a pretty damn good explanation for why there are hedgehogs on the snow, celebrating god's son's birthday.

I like this artwork. it's simple, surreal, and just plain nice. It's a strange piece of art for the holidays, and I don't give a flying toss about the laziness of this drawing.

ZeTrystan responds:

Well, this gentle dude is simply hedgehog addicted. And I'm sure Jesus was in love with headgehogs too.

EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE.

[Let The Flamigo Throw Up]

It's good to see Allison with shotgun while smiling as the madness slowly surrounds her very being!

I see that after 2 years that croquet flamingo is STILL throwing up all over the queen of heart's beautiful paper heart garden...silly flamingo, Trix are for kids.

Ya' know, I still love your work after these 2 years of reviewing, and sometimes, quite occasionally, I take a good look at some of your older works and wonder how your artwork hasn't been featured at least once already. I really like this one, man.

ZeTrystan responds:

Now I just can imagine Queen of Heart's face, looking at the vomit covering her garden. What a beautiful thought.

Well, thanks you very much for saying that! I'm really happy you like what I draw and I'm even happier to see you stick with me through time! Props duuuude! /o/

[morrigan]

Good drawing. That's all I have to say.

[The Oldest Trick in the World]

Charlie never did kick that football...

I just want Charlie Brown to finally achieve his one and only dream: To kick that goddamned football.

Why does he want to kick a little ball so badly? Because his future depends on kicking that ball.

Charlie Brown was meant to be a football star, until Lucy decided to rebel against Charlie's dreams of one day gettin' to the top. Want to know why the peanuts characters never age no matter how many entries in the series there are? It's because Charlie HAS to kick that fucking ball to stop this madness, to stop the merchandising, to stop the franchise once and for all. And Lucy will never stop with the bullshit.

Oh, yeah, and great portrayal of the Charlie Brown cartoons, man!

[Fighter Concept]

I think this is a brilliant concept for a fighter character, and the artwork is amazing. Love the shading and colours with this one!

[Nena's Golden Circlet]

"Fine Art" is a category tat perfectly fits this beautiful artwork, and it's an impressive feat to have been making this amazing bit of art in one sitting. Kudos!

OzynO responds:

Thank you very much

[nonon]

Now: I kind of promised that I would only review an art submission from you if I was interested in said piece. And I am, this kind of blew me away in terms of how much you've improved upon everything that was wrong with your past submissions. The lighting is much better, the hair looks more...natural? And you pulled off the Anime look superbly.

What an unexpected change in look from your many creepy drawings of Anime girls!

bocodamondo responds:

i dont see anything creepy in my previous works like gamagoori,jakazure,obey the ruures,boxer ryuko,derpy hooves, avatar korra and see without eyes,

your minor and one sides view of my works and only pay attention to the fanservicy works disgust me

lets count my previous artworks from "inumuta" to "see without eyes"
normal artworks in the last few days: 9
fanservicy ones: 9
see? its all balanced , but your only look at one side is very insulting to me >:C

and dont you fucking dare saying that you think i have "creepy drawings of anime girls" because of "its dangerous to go alone" .sigh, that artwork was just a joke, its not even in the art portal, so why the fuck do you take that one soo seriously when it clearly ment to be a wtf-joke artwork...

[Commission_Griffin Deadpool]

No...Just, no... I'm not even gonna do a serious review when what I am seeing is a fucking commission involving Deadpool as a motherfucking Griffin who bares an uncanny resemblance to Gilda from My Little Pony...!

NO! NO! Just....NO! What the-NOOOOO!!!!

You can't just ponify Deadpool like that, man! I mean- I know this technically isn't ponifying the character since a Griffin is obviously very different from a Pony but, fucking...No.

I'm done. I'm fucking done with reviewing... I know there's much worse fan-art on Newgrounds and DeviantArt and I'm probably overacting, but...

Wait a minute, YOU'RE THE BASTARD WHO POSTED THAT CREEPY-ASS ART TITLED "Get lost, Mark is mine!"! No wonder this is creepy...

I'll be watching you, you goddamn pervert

Evil-Rick responds:

Now I'll have to make more of this just to piss you of. :3

[Lucy from Fairy tail]

I may not appreciate the Anime, but I do appreciate the artwork and the character design for this show known simply and punnily as; Fairy Tail.

Love what you did with the shading, colours, and use of kawaii eyes. Great work, sir.

[Adobe Flash]

A spectacular Flash-Dragon, and I love that you put the timeline bars all over its body. What a nice touch!

And as a dragon, it's pretty damn well-done, I also love how you put two little Flash timeline bars on his ears. I just hope it doesn't crash in mid-flight.

ZeTrystan responds:

The timeline/texture is a little bit cliché, but I thought it would be fun anyway. d:

I NEVER draw dragons! Ii must be in the only 4-5 dragons I ever attempted to draw in my life. And yeah, this dragon will definitively crash in mid-flight, and do shit to your stuff.