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[fucking hands]

We got hands! We have hands that stick out! We have hands that clench their fists! We have hands that give the sign that you are awesome! We have hands that point at you! We have hands that give the finger! We have helping hands! We have hands touching boobs! We have hands that have drawn nails on some fingers, and some that don't! We have dudes that are trying to be tough! We have anime girls telling you to fuck off! We have a guy trying to air surf! We got a guy who looks mildly angry! And last, but not least, we have two hands attempting to make the tri-force symbol!

I see you've decided to make a hand-drawing test to find if you are good at drawing hands.

Don't take this too hard, my fine gentleman, but your hands suck. I honestly can't find anything to say that could improve your suckage for drawing hands. I know that I suck at hands too but...still.

Just try to improve, I say. Keep watching dem tutorials and you'll probably get better at this whole hand drawing thing.

[Preview of Doodles]

I despise that genre, too, Matt....I do, too...

The scary part of this is that my name is Matt also. Weird.

G3no responds:

matt doesn't like it , but i was talking about a real life friend hahaha

and it's cool your name is matt

[GIVE ME THAT D]

Eh, still looks pretty great in my eyes. And I can clearly see this was inspired by the hype of a game by the name of Nidhogg, that much is clear. If that is the case, I have heard of Nidhogg, but I haven't bought or played Nidhogg. Hell, if there's anything on Steam to be super hyped about, it's Broken Age. I mean, Tim-goddamn-schafer hasn't worked on a point-&-click for 16 years and he's finally making one! The hype is super with Broken Age! Also Elijah Wood's in it, too.

But anyway! I like the shading, your character gettin' hped for Nidhogg and the subliminal messaging secretly telling the viewer of the artwork to get fuckin' hyped for Nidhogg.

The only problem I have with this artwork is the two character's outlines look a bit messy, but forgivable. Good work, son, and may God bless you, on this beautiful day.

Alef321 responds:

it's a game where you thrust your sword into people so you can pass through them and get the BIG FAT JUICY D that is Nidhogg a gigantic worm dragon penis like monster!!

I made it for Maximilian , He does Yo video games and other stuff on youtube

[.: Dreaming of a White Xmas :.]

Damn Sanerc fan-art. But still, I like this one as it really gives off the feeling of cold, especially since I'm writing this in a cold-ass room right now. Now, if only this was posted to Newgrounds on December, now THAT would've made sense!

[blue]

I see this character's name is Blue. Either that's what Chris wanted in the HellBender's episode Ice-Cream, or that's Blu's sister from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!

Well, anyways. I love the shading, the hair and the design of this OC. Good work, sir.

[.: Casual Thursday :.]

I like the outlines and colors in this artwork! Plus, this is also a pretty good caricature of yourself, too.

[How they met (mega old comic)]

"Embarrassing"!? You kiddin' me? This is brilliant! I love it!

[Romance]

The real truth about love right here, in Yotam's brain.

This was both, educational and funny at the same goddamn time! Schools would probably be proud of this comic strip.

[DAMN MY LIFE]

I love it! I gotta say, this has nearly happened to me more than once when on the London tram. Luckily, physics hasn't fucked me over yet!

Great comic based on something that happens to people.

ZeTrystan responds:

Well, you are sure damn lucky! But my comics filled bag sure didn't help me as well.

Hehe, in the next episode: Trystan drinks water. BE TOUCHED BY THIS CONFESSION OF SOMETHING EVERYONE DOES.

[Yo ima dragon]

Yep...that sure is a hairy dragon. So, where do you think that dragon got that hairy backside?

Well, anyways, you're pretty good at drawing dragons! Especially hairy ones!

ZeTrystan responds:

That'd be the most awkward comment I ever read. 8D

HAIRY DRAGONS.