retroarcademonkey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Wrong Number]

Brilliant animation and hilarious twist ending. You could be the new M. Night Shyamalan, sexual-lobster.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

noooo i don't want that curse.

[Neighborhood Watch]

This is seriously, one of the greatest fucking things i've seen all-year.

Hilarious. whimsical, and an absolute joy to watch. This reminds me of the times i used to watch cow & chicken, all the laughs, the crying....The vomiting...This brought back so many memories od watching nickalodian and cartoon network cartoons. It really felt like i was watching an old VHS recording of an old cartoon from the 90's and you sir, have nailed that feel.

What a great fucking cartoon!

[DBZ in 33 DifferentStyles]

DBZ parodies really have been beaten like a dead horse haven't they?

The animation "styles" felt really jarring and it was about as funny as watching a homeless man eat his own vomit. This brought absolutely NOTHING new to the table when it comes to DBZ parodies. Bland, overdone jokes just don't do it for me.
Also, this stole alot of jokes from the shit ton of dbz parodies that mick has voiced in.....Disapointing.

All of the animation styles were either done ok, or done really shit. 2.5 stars for no effort.

[Gamer- Turbo]

One of the best pixel-based music videos i have ever seen.
Trippy animation, Tremendously fitting music toppled together with the trippy colours.

This here, Is a winner.

spacefader responds:

Thanks, Glad you like it !

[Crash Does A Thing]

Some crazy animation coming from CrikeyDave, A massive improvement to the other "does a thing" shorts. The Wile-E-Coyote style of humor was used quite elegantly with the crash bandicoot character.

Well done, Guys!

[Incident:111a]

Good to see you're still alive and kicking! Another good violent chapter into your own personal story.
Little short, but good enough to keep my thirst for madness movies quenched!

[Oh Chell]

While i loved the art style, i thought it could've been done better, this had so much potential for some more hilarious antics with chell & GlaDOS. Plus, it would've been much funnier if this just had chell flying through those two portals: From the cryo-chamber room all the way to GlaDOS' chamber, While GlaDOS is saying things like: "Stop messing around and get me back my emotion spheres!"

Great lines and good design of chell.
Have a good day sir!

[Draculine Verde]

Another good animation from hikarian. I found the animation to have a very special charm with it, and it suited the idea really well! Though, it could've had more to it, the idea had a lot of potential for more comedy in it, but instead you decided to go the (mostly) serious route.

The voice acting was pretty good, especially with ricepirate as dracula, stereotypical, but fair enough.

The song "Average Girl" worked well with this short too.

4/5.

[Man Spaghetti]

This piece of animation just completely astounds me.....The amount of detail, care, and just plain insanity that was put into this masterpiece of animation is truly, one that cannot be ignored, you deserve a hell of alot more recognition in the animation industry than this. Just so....CREATIVE!!!!

[Journey!]

Fan-fuckingtastic lipsync, family guy esque animation, meh voice acting, wizard of oz reference, the truth of the internet in your words.......Truly. A masterpiece, good job, son.

ZenithQuinn responds:

thank you my father