retroarcademonkey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Spengbab's Day Off]

I felt like i was watching a watered down version of chris o' neil's brilliant magnum opus, spongebob sickpants. So basically, this sucked more dicks than squidward does in a month!

[Morrigan Does A Thing]

Animation was once again, well made, but the voice acting went really off-key with some of the crazy expressions. And the voice acting, *sigh* to start off on the voice acting would be to mention some of the really bad mic quality for the voice actors, if the voice quality sucks, the animation toppled together with the bad voice clip, you're gonna have a very awkward setup. The jokez: well the jokes are about as well placed as the "wario does a thing" cartoon, not very well, plus the gay joke, which i usually fucking love gay jokes....When done right, but the crazy animation style didn't fit at all with the voice acting. so......2.5 Stars for effort :3 .

[Scribblenauts General]

Who the hell DIDN'T do something like this when playing ANY of the scribblenauts games?!

[Lisa Killed Off Simpsons]

Where did it all go wrong you ask? Lisa went wrong.

[Wario Does A Thing]

While i found the animation very nice to look at, i didn't find it worth my time, and the delivery of the joke happened a bit too fast. A fun one to watch, but not good enough to give it a 5 star rating.

[TALE OF WRECK-IT RALPH]

good animation, bad mic quality, and shitty jokes, sorry carbonwater but this sucked in terms of comedy.

[The Northern Incident]

moral of the story is, never go into a fucking shack in the first place! this has all of the horror elements into play. it's classic hotdiggedydemon!

[Spyro Does A Thing]

To start off:

#1: The Animation. It was rather impressive! so, really good animation here!
#2: The Voice-Acting. it's shadyvox doing what he does best, voice-act! the spyro voice he pulled off was good. =/
3#: The Humor: it was funny, got some good laughs from some of my friends that used to play this game back in the 90's, the ending could have been better though.

Overall, 8/10. it was an alright blast from the past!

[Girl Gamer]

This "girl gamer" thing happened to me while playing Left For Dead. God those two were dumb.

[Pokémon - Derp Wishes!]

A poka-parody with very little originality and you put an animation with spanish voice acting!?.....BRILLIANT! FRONT PAGE!! seriously dude? another goddamn pokemon parody? i'm slowly losing my sanity from every, single pokemon parody. well animated though, but it's not much of a compliment as animation isn't everything when the timing, and jokes aren't effective on my laugh box. =/