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A spectacular Flash-Dragon, and I love that you put the timeline bars all over its body. What a nice touch!

And as a dragon, it's pretty damn well-done, I also love how you put two little Flash timeline bars on his ears. I just hope it doesn't crash in mid-flight.

ZeTrystan responds:

The timeline/texture is a little bit cliché, but I thought it would be fun anyway. d:

I NEVER draw dragons! Ii must be in the only 4-5 dragons I ever attempted to draw in my life. And yeah, this dragon will definitively crash in mid-flight, and do shit to your stuff.

Jesus...The ultimate Pokémon team.

Now, this is obviously based upon your experiences playing Pokémon Y, with you building up your ultimate Pokémon squad of badasses through one of the most abused systems in the game: The trading and street-pass systems. You can abuse the shit out of those systems from simply walking down your street/town, and you can immediately get like, 50 ultra-balls just from using the street-pass function on the 3DS. This makes the game incredibly easy, and is one of the reasons why Pokémon X & Y are one of the easiest Pokémon games out there. And the EXP share is another reason, but that has almost nothing to do with you obtaining these awesome Pokémon.

I know all this, simply because I've been watching a playthrough of Pokémon X, and that playthrough has convinced me to make my purchase of two copies of Pokémon X for both my friend, and myself for Christmas.

So, happy early christmas, man! And great drawing!

ZeTrystan responds:

Oh yup, the game is quite easy, I must admit.

But I caught almost all the pokemon in this team! The only one I did not caught is Rotom, since he's IMPOSSIBLE to find.

It's a really good game. Quite short though, but good anyway. And the pokemon of this generation are the best since... the first two generations.

Thanks, and great early christmas to you too!

Looking at this was like fucking a model, beautiful!

How long did it take you to craft such a detailed piece of pixel-art like this? Tell me or I will murder you in your sleep...

enzob7 responds:

Lol. Thank you! It took me around 8 to 10 hours during a week or so. :)

Fantastic! I didn't even know most of these characters but I loved it anyways! Here's what squares I could figure out:

Kirby, Issac, BladeWolf, Abobo, the evil company from G.I. Joe, a Megaman, Judge Dredd, that creature from that one Newgrounds game I didn't enjoy, Kratos, black & white Pac-Man, Mega-abobo, Blanka, what looks like Captain Falcon, creature from the black lagoon, Spider-Man symbol, X, Clone Trooper, Father, Bomb, Skull, Human, Blue & red Rubix cube, The Slender Man, We are annonymous, Deadpool, Xenomorph (I think), the RPG Megaman, Abobo's face, Mulder, Issac's crippled face, CTHULHU!, The Mona Lisa, Wreck-It Ralph, The Real Megaman, Pissed off Abobo, The illumanati?, Ryu, Zombie, Abobo, (Again? You really like Abobo, don't you?) That octopuss company from MGS4, a beating heart, King Fulp, Issac, Newgrounds, The Terminator, Skully, Crazy Abobo, a Megaman, Pico, Snake Plisskin, and GAME OVER!

So, how'd I do?

ionrayner responds:

Impressive! You really made a good job trying to figure out all of them, though some of them I did create when I was playing Cathode Raybots, so those don't exist at all. About the references you pointed out, part of them are not correct (part of them I don't even know!), but I'm too lazy right now to name all this stuff, just saying that I've used many references from "Abobo's Big Adventure" and "The Binding of Isaac", I love these games.

It's brilliant, nothing more, nothing less.

ZeTrystan responds:

Seriously? Well... thanks! Hahaha.

Now, usually I wouldn't make a review of your work until I found something that's visually interesting but...Just, fucking look at this!

It's such a strange drawing, even for you! There's so many questions! Like: Why is she half naked? Why is she tied up? Why did some middle-aged dude just put a knife in her bosom? Why is she strapped with dynamite in her right thigh? Why is she wearing a robe? what would the purpose be for her to wear a robe in the first place? What's her name? What's her story? What got her in this disgusting situation? Why the hell did you even make this? What possessed you to draw this, then post it to Newgrounds? And what the fuck is up with you and big-boobed girls being in either awkward positions or sexual poses?

All of these questions can easily be answered by using a little thing called "Imagination" so, I recommend you use some of it to explain this madness.

bocodamondo responds:

this is EXACTLY why i made it. to be as fucking confusing as possible ^^. for shits and giggles

usually i only upload shit like this only in Deviantart, but i wanted too see some reaction comments for this, again, for shits and giggles ^^

I really have no idea why this is rated M for mature, there is no nudity so what's the problem!? Anyways, nice tentacle-related drawing.

DeliciousOrange responds:

Thanks! I don't control Newground's rating system. I guess they're more sensitive to partial nudity than you might expect.

I have seen torture, I have seen Hiroshima survivors hideously mutated, children without eyes, I have seen rape, murder, pain, and most of all, I have seen death. None of those things make me cringe.

But out of all the horrible things I just listed, THIS does. Every time I look at this, I just want to curl up into a ball and hope to christ that it never happens to me again...The one thing that makes me feel sick is the sight of a mans balls getting brutally kicked, punched, or ripped off.

One time, a couple of years ago, Me, and a few friends decided to watch a horror movie from I think the 90's or 80's, not sure. But anyways, there was a scene where the monster hides in a bush, and one of these characters really has to take a piss so, he just happens to piss on the bush the monster is hiding in; so, the monster comes out and rips his cock off! When I saw that, I went running for the bathroom to vomit quite violently...I can never really get used to a man getting kicked in the balls...

G3no responds:

if that scene was in a snowy place , then i've seen that movie

Even though I hate fan-service and overly big-boobed anime girls, I have to give the artist credit for how well-drawn this was...Even though I usually hate artwork like this, I mean, LOOK at this. She doesn't even LOOK like Casper for the love of god. She doesn't look friendly, he isn't a she, she isn't floating, he has clothes and skin, and he doesn't have hair: Casper the friendly-goddamn ghost doesn't look anything like this bastardization of one of my favorite characters from my childhood.

Even this was a request art-piece, I still weep for you, and the bastard that requested for this abomination to be made. Have a sweet, painful trip to hell, and don't forget to tell Satan I said Hi!

Kaxlene responds:

Casper is an OC (Original character) of a friend of mine. Not the movie casper, im actually surprised that OC wasn't your first guess

Gotta play more of that game...

deathink responds:

Heck yeah!

I may have made one too many mistakes.

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