retroarcademonkey's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dah Duhn Dee Dah Duhn Daaahhh~]

I'm gonna be honest here, I actually jumped from my seat when I saw this.

This artwork is fucking terrifying, man. I swear to God, man, the Furries are stalking me.

Every single day, I check my bedroom window for furries twice. And sometimes, I see one of 'em, just...staring at me...as if it knew I was going to be looking out from my window.

There was also this other time I saw a furry walk into my garden and ring my doorbell. I was cowering in fear.

Furries scare the living piss out of me. I can't even go to a goddamn convention without one of those things following my ever step.

Noiz-EProductions responds:

I sincerely apologize for your struggle with the strongly negative side of the fandom.

[Ice prince -Pixel art]

The amount of depth and detail in this pixelated artwork is amazing.

I'm favouriting this brilliant artwork, man.

Aso, you pretty much deserve this front-page for how original and beautiful this artwork is.

cheapcookie responds:

oh wow!thank you! such kind comment!
i'm sincerely glad you like it!

[1000]

Congratulations, dude! I have always loved your artwork, and always will. Thank you for making this great artwork for everyone on both DeviantArt and Newgrounds to enjoy.

Je tiens à vous remercier d'être une partie de ce site et j'espère que vous avez un bon jour, ami de ZeTrystan.

Ephyse responds:

Hahah! <3

[Background Pony - Air Way]

Damn My Little Horse fan-art...but, I do like this design, despite the, well, Pony aspect of this.

Hell, you don't tend to see Ponies with braces. Man, the lighting is great! And the symmetry is pretty well-rounded. Good work, man.

January3rd responds:

Thank you.

I understand your bias against this; there are lot of reasons to dislike the pony fandom. But so many things to love too, I think.

What can I say? I'm biased too I guess, just on the other side of the coin.

[Luna]

The design of this creature is terrifying to me, as someone who finds the Slender-Man design scary as hell.

I really like the detail like the tree having some reference to the Slender-Man with the shadows, the Slenderfolk's tears and that rain, son!

Even though I'm not a very big fan of fan-based Slender-Man characters and really like this one! Good job for basing this on the original character, dude!

One of my problems with this, though, is that you didn't include a link, or even a name for the creator of this creature. What's up with that, man?

CarnieVorex responds:

I assume that if someone is really concerned with what happens on my DA, they will use the link in my profile to get there XD I really dislike what this site does to links, but if you're very interested, the creator's page is ultralulzz.deviantart.com. I was a bit too lazy to write all the stuff that most viewers wouldn't care about, that's all.
Speaking of Slender OCs, I don't really like all these characters with hair and multicolored tentacles and all that Mary-Sue-ish stuff, but they're so numerous I have to make a place for them in my biological theories for Slenderfolk.
It was something like a commission, anyway, so I needed to do my best. And the character was okay, actually.

[Quick Sketch: Goron]

I've always loved the Goron design ever since I was young and playing Twilight Princess, and your take on the Gorons are pretty great, man. I dig this shit.

EastWestMan responds:

Thanks!
I love TP, and it probably has the best rendition of Gorons in it, so I based this quick sketch on them.

[Preview of Doodles]

I despise that genre, too, Matt....I do, too...

The scary part of this is that my name is Matt also. Weird.

G3no responds:

matt doesn't like it , but i was talking about a real life friend hahaha

and it's cool your name is matt

[GIVE ME THAT D]

Eh, still looks pretty great in my eyes. And I can clearly see this was inspired by the hype of a game by the name of Nidhogg, that much is clear. If that is the case, I have heard of Nidhogg, but I haven't bought or played Nidhogg. Hell, if there's anything on Steam to be super hyped about, it's Broken Age. I mean, Tim-goddamn-schafer hasn't worked on a point-&-click for 16 years and he's finally making one! The hype is super with Broken Age! Also Elijah Wood's in it, too.

But anyway! I like the shading, your character gettin' hped for Nidhogg and the subliminal messaging secretly telling the viewer of the artwork to get fuckin' hyped for Nidhogg.

The only problem I have with this artwork is the two character's outlines look a bit messy, but forgivable. Good work, son, and may God bless you, on this beautiful day.

Alef321 responds:

it's a game where you thrust your sword into people so you can pass through them and get the BIG FAT JUICY D that is Nidhogg a gigantic worm dragon penis like monster!!

I made it for Maximilian , He does Yo video games and other stuff on youtube

[DAMN MY LIFE]

I love it! I gotta say, this has nearly happened to me more than once when on the London tram. Luckily, physics hasn't fucked me over yet!

Great comic based on something that happens to people.

ZeTrystan responds:

Well, you are sure damn lucky! But my comics filled bag sure didn't help me as well.

Hehe, in the next episode: Trystan drinks water. BE TOUCHED BY THIS CONFESSION OF SOMETHING EVERYONE DOES.

[Yo ima dragon]

Yep...that sure is a hairy dragon. So, where do you think that dragon got that hairy backside?

Well, anyways, you're pretty good at drawing dragons! Especially hairy ones!

ZeTrystan responds:

That'd be the most awkward comment I ever read. 8D

HAIRY DRAGONS.