retroarcademonkey's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rotom Family - Pokemon Gijinka]

What a beautiful family.

Man, gotta love that art style.

ZeTrystan responds:

It's a quite electric family. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHA.

Man, gotta love those nice comments, yo.

[Y Neon Team]

I really like how you humanized your entire Pokemon Y team!

I love it!

ZeTrystan responds:

Thanks dude!

It serves absolutely no purpose, but eh. /o/

[New Portrait!]

This artwork scares the shit out of me.

It's not that I don't like this art submission...it's just....so unsettling, well done, but unsettling.

This is too realistic and too unrealistic, I dunno, there's just something that creeps me out with this drawing...

I'm giving you 3.5 stars for...the uncanny-valley-ness of this painting that really put me off with this.
I really don't know how these two people who reviewed this never pointed out how creepy this really is.

You are a really good artist, pal...too good.

Ravish261 responds:

I hope you like my new painting then! The Wii U Gamepad =)

[Daft Punk - TRON version]

Very nicely done, mate.

ionrayner responds:

Thanks, man! I personally liked how it turned out in the end

[Lou is a ninja]

I...kind of get it? I dunno.

I probably wouldn't give this an E rating, by the way, because there's totally blood in this drawing, dude. That shit ain't family friendly, families look at you're artworks....probably.

Anyways, great drawing as usual, albeit a bit strange, but that really is most of your submissions on this site anyways.

ZeTrystan responds:

Haha, a friend got her website hacked by pirates. So... it seemed logical to draw her as a ninja.

WELL SOOOOORRY PRINCESS FOR THE BLOOD.
Come on. It could be anything. It could be a strawberry juice puddle.

My submissions are not strange! Well, for me. Gnh.

[Hedgehogs and snow]

This person is pleased. This person is pleased to have hedgehogs, in the snow, happy to be with him.
One question, and one question only: What do hedgehogs have to do with the celebration of Jesus Christ's birth? I don't know, but your friend probably has a pretty damn good explanation for why there are hedgehogs on the snow, celebrating god's son's birthday.

I like this artwork. it's simple, surreal, and just plain nice. It's a strange piece of art for the holidays, and I don't give a flying toss about the laziness of this drawing.

ZeTrystan responds:

Well, this gentle dude is simply hedgehog addicted. And I'm sure Jesus was in love with headgehogs too.

EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE.

[Let The Flamigo Throw Up]

It's good to see Allison with shotgun while smiling as the madness slowly surrounds her very being!

I see that after 2 years that croquet flamingo is STILL throwing up all over the queen of heart's beautiful paper heart garden...silly flamingo, Trix are for kids.

Ya' know, I still love your work after these 2 years of reviewing, and sometimes, quite occasionally, I take a good look at some of your older works and wonder how your artwork hasn't been featured at least once already. I really like this one, man.

ZeTrystan responds:

Now I just can imagine Queen of Heart's face, looking at the vomit covering her garden. What a beautiful thought.

Well, thanks you very much for saying that! I'm really happy you like what I draw and I'm even happier to see you stick with me through time! Props duuuude! /o/

[Nena's Golden Circlet]

"Fine Art" is a category tat perfectly fits this beautiful artwork, and it's an impressive feat to have been making this amazing bit of art in one sitting. Kudos!

OzynO responds:

Thank you very much

[nonon]

Now: I kind of promised that I would only review an art submission from you if I was interested in said piece. And I am, this kind of blew me away in terms of how much you've improved upon everything that was wrong with your past submissions. The lighting is much better, the hair looks more...natural? And you pulled off the Anime look superbly.

What an unexpected change in look from your many creepy drawings of Anime girls!

bocodamondo responds:

i dont see anything creepy in my previous works like gamagoori,jakazure,obey the ruures,boxer ryuko,derpy hooves, avatar korra and see without eyes,

your minor and one sides view of my works and only pay attention to the fanservicy works disgust me

lets count my previous artworks from "inumuta" to "see without eyes"
normal artworks in the last few days: 9
fanservicy ones: 9
see? its all balanced , but your only look at one side is very insulting to me >:C

and dont you fucking dare saying that you think i have "creepy drawings of anime girls" because of "its dangerous to go alone" .sigh, that artwork was just a joke, its not even in the art portal, so why the fuck do you take that one soo seriously when it clearly ment to be a wtf-joke artwork...

[Commission_Griffin Deadpool]

No...Just, no... I'm not even gonna do a serious review when what I am seeing is a fucking commission involving Deadpool as a motherfucking Griffin who bares an uncanny resemblance to Gilda from My Little Pony...!

NO! NO! Just....NO! What the-NOOOOO!!!!

You can't just ponify Deadpool like that, man! I mean- I know this technically isn't ponifying the character since a Griffin is obviously very different from a Pony but, fucking...No.

I'm done. I'm fucking done with reviewing... I know there's much worse fan-art on Newgrounds and DeviantArt and I'm probably overacting, but...

Wait a minute, YOU'RE THE BASTARD WHO POSTED THAT CREEPY-ASS ART TITLED "Get lost, Mark is mine!"! No wonder this is creepy...

I'll be watching you, you goddamn pervert

Evil-Rick responds:

Now I'll have to make more of this just to piss you of. :3