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The Snow Hare is a film that inspires, as much as it charms. Losing a friend can be one of the saddest things to happen to a person, as someone who hasn't yet experienced the pain of losing a loved one, I can know how it is going to feel when I lose my parents, my brother, and sister. Since I am the oldest in my family, I will have to cope with the loss of my mother sooner or later, she is on the very verge of death and when she kicks the bucket I will have to learn how to care for my family on my own...Like what the Hare went through, which is the stages of grief, one of these days in my life, I will go through that, death is inevitable, and I have to live with it as it comes and not grieve. For when the time comes for my family, I have to tell myself that it happens, and I shouldn't cry.

This film is a true work of art, unlike those pretentious art pieces nowadays, it shows what people go through with the death of a loved one really accurately and effectively. I hope you had a great time making this, as I had fun watching this. Goodnight.

You hit the fucking target. Congratulations, bitch.

Animation, great. Jokes, spot-on. Voice-acting, terrific.

And what does playing "Free-to-play" games actually achieve anyways? Nothing. Just a whole lot of sadness and insecurity for yourself for the outside world.

I still can't believe it took so long to make a parody regarding the whole "Free-to-play" fiasco, I mean, it's not hard to make fun of the pathetic success of these boring MMO's. Instead, animators are more focused with mediocre Pokemon and DragonBall parodies when really, they weren't seeing the big picture of the huge opportunities that can be found when coming up with actual IDEAS for original parodies that haven't been done before.

So, basically, what I'm saying is, it's great to see a parody of something that hasn't been done before and was done right. And with the massive amount of Free-to-play games on the internet you would think that someone would have made at least ONE good parody on that subject. Until YOU two showed up, an ever-so-cute couple that wanted to team up and make cartoons together.

I just felt like saying to you guys directly from a Newgrounds review that, well...It's a great honor to have you guys apart of this website and its community, we all love you here, and don't you EVER think differently, you understand? You people absolutely deserve every like, favorite, subscriber, and view you get from making each video on YouTube. I love you guys and the hard work you put into each animation, even though it's tweened animation, it's well-done all the same. Have a good, stable relationship, you two loveable bastards!

From - Retro.

This has got to be my favorite ZTV episode thus far, it finally made me laugh!

This had: Clever jokes, great animation, a truly great guest to have on the show, and grading voice quality! That last one wasn't a good thing, though...On top of all of these things I just mentioned, it also showed another side to Zone-tan that we haven't seen officially.

Great work to all the guys at the Zone building! And remember, I'm watching you fap.

Damn! This is your best work!

But don't take that as a compliment, cause it aint.

Enjoy life as modern-day Max Gilardi and...ANIMATE I SUPPOSE!

Carbonwater responds:

All day erry day.

Holy shit this is hot...I hope Gilbert Gottfried cums out with an official audiobook on the entire trilogy so I can masturbate furiously to all of them.

CLITORIS!

........I have no words, it is beautiful, no?

Hmm. Bad voice acting, check. Mediocre animation, check. Crappy backgrounds, check. Good premise for a cartoon gone horribly wrong, checkity check check check.

Well, at least ya' tried, right? Well...if I had to say ONE good thing about this I'd say....The character design was pretty good? And some of the frame-work was also pretty well-done aswell? Well...Good job anyways.

Don't stop improving, and remember: I'm always watching you....I see you right now...Sitting on that wool chair....Wearing that beanie hat...Drinking your Coke....I'm so near....

WooleyWorld responds:

It's difficult for me to keep up with your animations, Retro. You have so many.

I do hope you watched If I Had One.
This chair is leather. I'm wearing a lumberjack hat. And I like Pepsi.
Are you sure you're stalking the right fellow?

The Game Grumps are dead to me.
Jon left, Egoraptor's married, Danny isn't nearly as entertaining as Jon, Suzy is a member, Barry is a member, Sanic 06 was never completed by Jon & Arin, and I just stopped watching because I didn't really feel like I was doing anything with my life. If I watched every episode EVERY day that would be sad! I need to go out more instead of having a daily consumption of Game Grumps episodes.

I'm not saying I don't LIKE the Game Grumps, I'm saying I quit watching the Grumps months ago and I don't plan on watching them again.

Great animation and fantastic lip-sync.

And great "Voice-Acting" from Eddie.

See you in another life, brother.

Damn! Sorry I was late for the review, man!

Anyways: The animation was really well done.
The voice acting was terrible, for the exception for Eddie's and Twisted's voice talents which were used extremely well here.

You guys really did a great job with this; easily your best animation yet. Plus, it was the first one that actually entertained me!
Great jorb, friend!

May have been a shameless advertisement, but it was an entertaining one.
And who knows? I might buy the book one day...Just because your comics are a great read, and they make me laugh. Great work, fellas.

ToonHole responds:

Thanks! Our intention was to at least make it humorous, even if the potential audience wouldn't be interested in purchasing.

I may have made one too many mistakes.

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